Natty Soltesz

Suburban Barbecue

It was a summer neighborhood barbecue and we’d all had a few too many. Now the last of the married couples were stumbling down the street, their kids racing ahead of them. I was finishing off my beer with Garvey, who’d hosted, and whose wife was cleaning up inside.

“The thing I’ve never understood about gay guys…” he started saying, and I braced myself. Being gay and having spent way too much time around straight people, I could predict the words he was going to say before ...

Substitute Girlfriend

I didn’t know Brian super well, though we’d been work friends for most of the year. So when he suggested I go to the beach with him that weekend, I was pretty surprised.

“I have the place booked and everything - incredible house, but my girlfriend is sick and can’t come. So come!” he texted.

Why not? I thought. I couldn’t remember the last time I’d been to the shore. And besides the fact that Brian and I got along well, he had this undeniably sexy vibe ...

Coach's Corner

Concept by reader Mor, who commissioned this story. Thanks, Mor!

My buddy Dominic was the first one to tell me about Coach’s legendary, secret practice sessions.

“They say you can’t jack off for a week beforehand,” he said.

“What? Why?” I said. Dom shrugged. He’d never been invited either.

“Beats me. Something about conserving energy,” he said. And aside from that one nugget of information, I never heard anything else. Everyone else on our ho...

The Loophole

My friend Kyle is super hot and super religious. I enjoy the former thing about him and do my best to ignore the latter. We met at work and we get along well; we lift together and get dinner afterward.

I could tell something was up with him that day. He seemed distracted. We were doing squats and when it was time to switch he would be staring off into space.

“Kyle!” I said at one point, waving my hand in front of his face. He was staring up at the video monitor where some sex...

Happy Xmas and New Years

Hi, yinz. Here's a little gift for supporting me: a PDF of my short-story collection College Dive Bar, 1 AM. I ask that you don't share it anywhere.

The late, great Go Deeper Press published this in 2015. Damn, I can't believe it's been that long. What I've posted below is a pretty bare-bones PDF that has a couple formatting issues, but I hope you get some entertainment from browsing through it. I made one minor change to it that I'd been really wanting to make. Maybe someday I...

Just Sayin Hay

It’s me, and my toilet. I got a bidet this year and it changed my life, I highly recommend it.

I worked on two stories recently, one a commission for dear patron Mor. The other came as a suggestion in the comments and it was very fun to work on yesterday.

This past summer, I wrote some longer stories, weirder stuff that I’m not entirely sure works. One is a dreamscape brother/brother story, another is romance steeped in the Y2K nostalgia of my raver days.

The other pi...

Hard Up

Tony and I met through our ex-girlfriends and just kept hanging out. The break-ups happened around the same time and gave us a shared thing to bond over, plus we both liked to lift.

One weekend I had a date with this girl and it went well. We hung out the next night and that went well, too, but she was all about taking it slow. Both nights we made out for like an hour and I went home with blue balls.

That Wednesday she texted me saying she wasn’t feeling it, and wished me well. ...

Current Events

I'm going to do my best to write this off-the-cuff. If you read my stuff to get off and don't care to hear my thoughts on the world, I don't blame you. I'll be waiting for you in fantasy land. :)

It's intense times, to say the least. The world faces existential threats. At least partly in response, America has elected a strongman, a president who intends to become a dictator. That means this country is about to become more repressive and violent.

I am terrified about a lot of thin...

Performance Anxiety

I started seeing this girl. One night we were making out and it got pretty hot and heavy. She even sucked me for a bit, and she wanted to go all the way but I got in my head, because I was a virgin - I’d gotten head before, but I’d never fucked.

It ended awkwardly, so the next day at work I told Benny about it. He’s a cook at the restaurant where I do dishes, and he’s a couple years older than me and pretty sexually experienced.

“Aw, don’t get stressed about it, littl...

Practice After Practice, Pt III

Read Pt II here

Coach thought it would be worthwhile if we role-played my honeymoon. You know: practice for when I find a wife and tie the knot. So we told my parents he was taking me to look at colleges, then Coach booked us a flight and a hotel in Ft Lauderdale where we could fuck for a whole week.

“It’s not something many guys get a chance to do, practice for their honeymoon,” Coach says to me ...

Story Time!

Hi! I just posted a new (old) story on my website that I kinda forgot about until a patron asked me what happened to it (thanks, David!). Patreon says I'm not supposed to link to it, so I'll just say: it's called "Due Diligence" and it's easy to find if you search my name in your favorite world wide web browser. Hope you enjoy!

All Grown Up

I was shocked when I saw Ron and Jamie’s son Brandon after we got back to their place from the airport.

“Hey there Tino,” he said as he approached me. He held out his fist for a bump, then seemed to notice my confusion. “You doin ok?”

“Yeah…” I said as I awkwardly bumped him back, my eyes still roaming over his face to make the connection. “Brandon? Holy shi…crap, you’re an adult.”

“You can swear around him,” Jamie said, hoisting my bags onto thei...

Unspoken

Jamie picked me up on Friday. I said goodbye to my girlfriend; she wasn’t happy about me going on this camping trip. She didn’t like Jamie. Maybe she sensed there’d always been more to our friendship.

“Sup, chief,” Jamie said as I approached the car and we slapped hands. He looked like he’d been working out a lot. Married life was treating him well, I guess.

It was a two-hour drive out to the state park and I don’t think either of us shut up the entire ride. That was...

Heya!

Sorry I’ve been so absent. I’m doing well, working full-time, doing visual art/painting part-time, and also being social, going camping, living my life.

I’m writing, sometimes daily. I’m not feeling as inspired as I would like to be, but it helps me to feel sane when I write on a regular basis. My love of journaling is strong. Stories still come fairly easily, I’m just dubious with the results lately. Obviously I’m not in a prolific period like when I started this Patreon. ...

The Arrangement

Jake was slamming me from behind. I mean, absolutely railing me.

“Dude,” I had to say.

“What?” he said, all out of breath, barely slowing his pounding pelvis as he worked his big cock in and out of my bent-over ass.

“I just need a minute,” I said as I pulled off him, his rod coming out of me with a wet suctioning sound.

“Too much for you?” Jake said, smiling at me as he wiped sweat off his brow.

“No it’s just…I need a drink of water real q...

The Engineering of Consent

I got this instantaneous feeling the first time Paul smiled at me from across the bar: attraction, yes, but more urgent. Like need.

I was in the throes of a major breakup and depressed, to be sure. I’d  fallen asleep in the taxi, which was a thing people did in driverless  cars, drifting off in those cushy backseats while being spirited through  the streets. It woke me with a high-pitched beep and then I was in  front of the bar, wiping the drool off my ch...

All-Over Tan

Concept by reader Mor, who commissioned this story. Thanks, Mor!

My best friend Dino and I spent pretty much the entire summer in his room playing video games. His dad was around a lot, usually coming or going to the gym.

“How’d your dad get so muscular?” I asked Dino one day. 

“Steroids,” Dino said, shrugging like it was common knowledge. I had more questions but saved them. Being bi was one thing - I’d come out earlier that year - but being bi and...

Taste Test

Brandon had been moping around the frat house for days before I finally got a chance to take him aside.

“I’m fine,” he said, shrugging his big shoulders and turning his hangdog face to the floor.

“Aw, c’mon big guy - obviously it’s something. Talk to me about it,” I said, putting my hand on his wide back as I followed him up the stairs. 

“Well…okay. Let’s go to my room first,” he said. When we got there he shut the door. “Just cause it’s kind o...

Recent Painting

This was fun. I used the leftover paints from my last one. It’s a gift for my friend of over thirty years, who gifted me the canvas several years ago.

Upping the Stakes, Pt II

Read Pt I here 

Our other roommate Adam brought home donuts the next morning that he’d scored from some student group meeting. I had a cream-filled one and when my upper lip and chin got covered in white icing, Jake couldn’t resist.

“Looks familiar,” he said, and I nearly choked on the bite.

“What do you mean?” Adam said, oblivious to the last.

“Round two?”...

Upping the Stakes

Up until college I’d never jacked off with anybody but myself. But Jake made it seem like that made me the weird one.

“Not even in junior high?” he said. I shook my head. “I don’t know man, my buddies and I used to jack off together all the time. My brothers taught me to jack off.”

I tried to act like I wasn’t shocked by that. I was an only child so it was all a little impossible to wrap my head around.

All I knew was that Jake and I were shar...

Tag Team

Brian worked in the phone bank with me, his cubicle was catty-corner from mine. A lot of us would hang out in the break room on our lunch, and that was how Brian and I sort of became friends. More “work friends,” I guess.

He was in his thirties and lived with his girlfriend. They didn’t have any kids. He probably had a kickin body when he was in college, but had gotten softer since then. He was tall and had dark hair that he kept cropped close to his round head. He wasn’t super ...

Sunsets

Hay yinz, just wanted to show off my latest painting. Still writing steadily and hope to post some new fiction soon!

Landlord Duties, Pt II

Read Pt I here 

I didn’t have to wonder for too long. It wasn’t two weeks that went by before I got another call from Brian - one of the floorboards had busted. Which, as soon as he said it, I knew exactly which weak spot he was talking about. 

I had to plan out that fix but I knew it wouldn’t be so complicated once I got there, which I did, on a Saturday. Brian answered ...

Landlord Duties

“Hey, man,” the tenant in apartment four said. I had to think for a minute to remember his name.

“Hey Brian,” I said. He stepped away from the door and motioned for me to come inside.

“Thanks for coming on a Sunday,” he said.

“No problem, I was working on my other building down the street anyway,” I said. I looked the kid over. College guy, maybe twenty-one, twenty-two. He was in his Sunday best, which for a college student meant sweatpants and a ratty t-shir...

Greetings

It’s your whore, at 44 (and a half).

And his toilet.

Thonged Up

Josh and I, we work out together almost every day. We pay attention to what we wear at the gym and we like showing off our bodies - I mean, we work hard enough at them. And we're hot, honestly. We go out and girls just flock to us; it's crazy.

But that day, Josh was doing squats and I was behind him. He was wearing these shorts, tight and kinda slick, like they clung to his skin. And Josh, he squats like 250 pounds; his ass is insane. But I couldn't help notice that those tight shorts w...

Still Paintin

Hey yinz. Here’s my latest. I’ve been writing too, and having fun with it. Working my a-hole off. Having some sexual misadventures, and a few deeper connections. There is smoke in the air. I went to Mexico and laid on the beach for a week and a half. I want to enjoy each moment and have gratitude.

Thank you so much for your support and I hope you are enjoying the stories, even though I don’t post new ones as much as I used to. Which ones do you come back to? I’d enjoy knowing. ...

Balls-Out (Pt 6)

Read Pt 5 here 

For at least the first two weeks we didn’t call it fucking. And then one night, we were drunk at a party where pretty much everybody had left and it was just the two of us in the backyard and some girl had got us high and disappeared, but we were looking at each other and smiling because we knew we were gonna go back to the dorm room and get naked and do stuff till we passed out. And pr...

Balls-Out (Pt 5)

Read Pt 4 here

But what wound up happening was he went away for the summer. His parents sent him to Greece. Which was cool for him, but not so much for me. I was so horny all summer. I tried to date a couple girls I'd gone to high school with but it was pretty unsatisfying. Luckily I’d tasked to care for our dildo for the summer, because he couldn’t take it with him on the plane. So I spent many a summer ...