Lore Post:The check out process..
Added 2021-03-19 16:18:49 +0000 UTC"So you've made your purchase eh? Well lets go ahead and get you checked out .. now which shelf number was it? 34? okay let go and get that ....... alright here we are shelf number 34 now just go ahead and point to what you want."
" oo! an excellent choice. Let me just go ahead and grab that and we will head on back to the register."
" Alrighty, I'm gonna just quickly look this item up in the catalogs so that I can give you the proper warnings okay? lets see....small decorative cheese shaped salt and pepper set...... okay dokey here it is! So this little set should get you in a more mousey mood in no time! before use please make sure to clear the area of all cats, small dogs and snakes. Seeing as you will also experience extreme height change Id recommend putting some rope bridges down in order to get between say the floor and the counter top. Also remember that gnawing is natural and good for your rodent teeth. Last but not least this is a item with a time limit so after 12 hrs you should revert back. Make sure that you are not in a enclosed space at the end of those 12hrs. "
" finally if I may direct your attention to the sign just below the counter.... that is our legal statement and I would ask you to repeat the last sentence out loud."
" okay good good... what was that for? oh well we have a camera set up behind the till here with voice and visual we have to make people repeat that for legal reasons your know?"
" that way if something goes wrong you cant sue the pant's off us.. speaking of something going wrong here's the stores phone number. also what's the address you plan on using the item at?"
" no I'm not trying to stalk you or anything. Its just that if say you get in a spot of trouble it saves me time having to try and track you down. "
" okay good. I've heard those apartments are pretty nice. feel free to give us a ring if something gets out of sorts. Now just put your card in the machine and its all yours!"
" Awesome, here's your receipt and the bag with your item in it. remember don't use it until your in a safe space! Have a good day! bye!"
