heatherbeck

Who's That Behind You?

There's a reason the bathroom selfie is so popular. The light is flattering; it's possible you're already naked before a shower (unless you're a never-nude); and for folks like me who want desperately to put all selfie sticks into a rocket and launch them into the sun, allows for some sweet anglez, yo. 

2018-06-18 16:37:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Hi, I’m Heather.

How does one start something like this?

“I wasn’t always Heather With The Boobs.”

Nah. Too ‘90s Lifetime drama. 

Maybe, “It was the spring of 2014. Unseasonably cold, the wind swept in from the north, lending a chill to the sunny afternoon.”

Too narrative. This is supposed to be a diary, not a piece in the New Yorker (I wish). 

“Hi, I’m Heather.” 

Yeah, why the hell n...

2018-06-18 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post